I saw this post on Mystic Medusa via Gala Darling, and laughed so hard I had to make my own, because of course being an Aries, I am wicked competitive.
7 THINGS ARIES HATE ABOUT YOU
7) YOUR INABILITY TO ‘LET GO’ AND BE IMPULSIVE
6) YOUR LAZY AND OTHERWISE UNATHLETIC BODY ISSUES
5) YOUR EASYGOING NATURE AND PASSIONLESS EFFORTS
4) THAT YOU OFTEN DISREGARD RESPECT TO GRAMMAR REGARDING ‘TOWARD,’ ‘ANYWAY’ AND THE ARTICLE ‘AN,’ AND STILL GET MAD AT AN ARIES FOR CORRECTING YOU.
3) YOUR INABILITY TO MULTITASK WELL. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOING A BUNCH OF THINGS AT ONCE, AND DOING THEM WELL.
2) YOUR “EVERYONE IS A WINNER” TEAM SPIRIT.
1) YOUR WAFFLING AND FAILURE TO MAKE A DECISION. EVEN THE WRONG ONE.
Peppered Thought 
