I am completely shocked I have managed to keep my watermelon plant alive since I received it AT EASTER! This could be a record (beside my Number One Garden Triumph, Jade Plant- but who kills a jade plant?) that I intend to work hard at continuing.
*Sports announcer*: “So, Jessica, what was going through your mind in these tender first months of germination?”
*Me, sweating, holding a watering can in one hand*: “Well, it all really boiled down to who wanted it more: the sun or me. And this is one battle I didn’t want to lose. I held up a strong ‘D’ and was able to walk away with the big W. I think my main focus was remembering to water, and also a little help from Miracle Gro.”
2 thoughts on “Watermelon Plant, My Number Two Garden Triumph”
Wouldn’t Miracle Gro be a performance enhancer in this situation? Because you might not want to disclose that to anyone, least of all to a sportscaster…
Ha. Ha. But it’s a natural supplement, which can be purchased at any nursery or home improvement store. So *raspberry*