- Mules don’t like you laughing at them.
- Russian tattoos have intangible power. Kind of like sent-i-mental value.
- Always say ‘bless you’ when somebody sneezes. They might just be the Angel of Death.
- Don’t f*** with Mother Nature.
- Just because New Orleans is a party town, doesn’t mean you won’t get murdered.
- Michael Ironside doesn’t have a lot of luck with appendages.
- Insects don’t have politics. They’re brutal.
- Constantly talking isn’t necessarily communicating. (That one stung because it rings true for me.)
- Friendships can be run through hell and back if they’re meant to be. Oh, and nobody tosses a dwarf.
- There’s always a time and an age for Thriller dancing. It’s now.
- Not all people are in touch with the darker sides of life. But they can have multiple personalities that are.
- Guitar cases are the best defense.