He he. That title means I think I’m a clever smartass. But this picture? This picture PROVES it.
This one will be quick, because I was a little ashamed at how little I guessed incorrectly last time. I don’t want to put as much thought into it, but I still like guessing for fun.
Rampage Jackson vs. Suga Rashad Evans
As much as I love Ra-shawd and his impersonations, I have a feeling Rampage might take home the cake in this fight. Although, with the weight of a movie coming out, he might choke under pressure. Either way, he’s driving the A-Team van around the Charlotte Motor Speedway Sunday.
Michael “The Count” Bisping vs. Dan Miller
Bisping needs to prove his jaw is no liability.
Todd Duffee vs. Mike Russow
This one could be interesting because Duffee himself said it could be a “very long, sloppy fight.”
Little Nog vs. Jason “Hitman” Britz
Go Nog! That is all.
Diego Sanchez vs. John “Hitman” Hathaway
I think Sanchez, despite being smaller, might have a bit more muscle on him, and that might help his game. We’ll see.
(-Editor’s Note: Seriously-there’s two guys on one card nicknamed ‘Hitman?’ They need to read this and come up with something better. They need to retire nicknames like athletic jerseys. So long “Pitbull,” “Hitman” and any sort of assassin.)
Amir Sadollah vs. “Stun Gun” Kim
As much as I admire Sadollah’s impressive skills, I love Stun Gun not just for his clever nickname, but his heart and his skeeeells.
Efrain Escudero vs. Dan Lauzon
The undercard fight I hope they televise:
Melvin Guillard vs. Waylon Lowe
I heart Guillard. I love pronouncing his name, I love that he fights out of my favorite MMA training facility. I don’t like his bleached hair (BLARRRRRG), but I might let it pass if he wows me.