Reasons this week I’m bummed I’m not a good sketcher:
-Friend got a custom-made Compton hat, and I explained to him that hat was like a sword in the stone. Only people who were pure and true gangster could wear it. Otherwise they would be smoten with .9’s
-Friend told me Chuck Norris’s family crest is a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong
-Sparklers adorning breakfast in bed
-Instead of writing out to-do lists, grocery lists, and work lists, I could DRAW them!