Black Friday

“Why would you wear cleats to a store?”

Alright everyone, if you’re reading this you are obviously not going to be shopping outside of your house today. Cheers to you.

I decided it would be fun to go with my friend to the mall like we used to when we were moody urchins and scour Forever 21 for shiny things. We’ll see how that works out…

With that in mind, I am using this blog post as a personal request for all of you to keep civil and downright friendly while waiting in endless lines today. Heck start a dance party if you need to ease the tension.

That being said, don’t forget to take a peek at my old article about line etiquette here.

While watching a news story about people in line for the new Harry Potter flick, they showed a kid on the guitar. He had no friends around him, just others strangers. DO NOT PLAY YOUR GUITAR IN LINE; DON’T BE THAT GUY. This screams “trying too hard and angering people.”

One more suggestion: dress in Mad Max attire. No one will want to come near you, much less take something out of your cart.

Happy hunting!

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